[aggressively enjoys theatre]

me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

me lighting a candle: this will fix all my problems

every single country is cringe every single government is cringe. hope this helps

stop asking me how everything is going, i don’t know i’ve been ignoring it

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

eww fucking EWWWW its march already. i hate the linear progression of time </3

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

damn i really do be saying things huh. cringe

nevermind im back to being sexy

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

you didn't take your own grocery bag to the store bro? cringe