˗ˏˋthe roman empire is my roman empireˎˊ˗

I know everyone will be saying this but ormund did a really good job with this kid’s bleach and tone like his talents might be wasted commanding an army

i need 50 thousands hours of kissing

he falls first AND he falls harder

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

Steal from everything you love. watched a movie and thought "wow that scene hit different"? figure out why and use it. read a book where the banter made you kick your feet? study it. saw a tiktok that made you Feel Things? that's research. keep a notes app full of random lines you'll never use. screenshot tumblr posts at 4am for "inspiration." your influences should be obvious and chaotic. remix everything. that's not theft that's apprenticeship.

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

getting on tumblr after watching backrooms to see what ppl are talking about only to see a majority of you fuckers are only thirsting after the 2 seconds of screen time white boy. get a fucking grip actually

Girl I don’t know what to tell you. You’re on tumblr.gov and you want to complain about people wanting to fuck Bobby backrooms. This is not the place to have that argument people are trying to fuck everything here. If you want to see more posts about the ✨cinema✨ of it all, tag your stuff correctly and yell into the void. Most of the time the void will answer back

when a hot fictional man commits atrocities i’m like. where are your morals? where is your dignity? where do you live? when can i come over?