Gerica

King

Huge Flex on New Yorkers, old people, and Islanders everywhere

There’s so much chaotic energy here

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

UPDATE: my sister is engaged to be married. Don’t know yet how I’ll top this, but I can promise her wedding gift is going to be an unholy bastard

the reality of making lemonade out of lemons

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

Opposite energy: that time a guy in my checkout line angrily asked why his plantains didn’t ring up with the discount that was advertised and I had to calmly explain that he had handed me a mango

Omg

My morning