George The Puppet

Here me out: poly!141 × healthy polyamory!reader

Sure, the boys have had their fair share of additional partners over the years as a polycule. But they've been burned more times than they can count when the group attempted to bring someone into their relationship. Sometimes, the prospective partner flat out ignored Kyle in favor of the other three. Other times, they were too scared of Simon, at times flat-out, finding the man unattractive under the mask. Many couldn't keep up with how high energy and clingy Johnny could be, and some even called John 'to old.'

And honestly? Fuck that. The 141 have an unspoken agreement. It's all or nothing when it comes to adding in a fifth. They love one another too much (or is it trauma bonding from work?) to allow even one of them to be left behind in the dating pool.

So. When they meet healthy polyamory!reader and, through a series of events, end up asking them out, the boys are a little stunned (full on, deer caught in headlights moment), to say the least:

What do you mean Reader uses the 141's favorite colours to keep track of dates and time spent with each of them in their day planner? Gaz no longer feels left out or blatantly ignored in favor of his boyfriends. He can see his favorite colour right there in their planner. His time.

What do you mean Reader actively finds fun activities to do while on dates with Johnny? Always looking for ways to help the man burn off his extra energy, and when it gets too much, they actually tell the Scot. Reader doesn't push him away or lash out when he becomes what some have called 'too much.'

What do you mean Reader slows down and enjoys letting John lead their time together? His slight age difference never pointed out as it's, truly, not worth bringing up. They're both adults, after all.

And, excuse me, what do you mean they aren't immediately trying to pressure Simon into removing his wide assortment of surgical masks and balaclavas? Letting the poor man keep his boundaries until he's comfortable to further their relationship at his own pace.

Just a thought. Will this become a ficlet? Maybe.

may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

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