Gentlemen genocide machine

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

Happy Halloween! 🎃

More Witch Hat Atelier Fanart~ I suddenly had an urge to paint Coco's swirly hat as transparent, like water.

Not sure if Brush Buddy is happy to be safe and dry inside the hat or trapped in a hat made of water 😂

Here's a quick timelapse (sorry the quality is low res still, I'm trying to figure out a better way to do this since SAI that doesn't have a built in timelapse feature.) The full video recording is in high res and hours long. It will be DMed on Patreon on Nov 5th!

It was made for a Warioware D.I.Y. Microgame back in 2009 where you upgrade her RAM…

I was later informed that them knees had to bend backwards to achieve proper 90% illegality, and since accuracy is important measures were taken to ensure we are all going to jail.

As an Internet Old and a veteran of the heyday of webcomics, it's funny to see Tycho "Why I Am So Bald" Brahe from Penny Arcade referred to as "Some Dude"

Because us Olds know that that "some dude" is half the reason why PAX exists, why Child's Play exists, why actual plays started to take off with Acquisitions Incorporated (they weren't the first, and "play reports" already existed, but they got the actual play ball rolling), and all sorts of shit. Hell, in 2010, when Poker Night at the Inventory came out, the guys behind the character, Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins, were on Time's Top 100 Influential People list. They were that big of a deal. Penny Arcade may not be the Internet Big name it once was, but its shadow looms large over internet and video game culture as a whole. Some Dude launched a goddamn empire by playing video games on his couch with his dumbass friend.