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That is a great wish. Whenever I would want an omelet or boiled egg, I would just have to look at my bank balance.

Lemurs like to move it move it

Substeethtooths

You become more of an adult, when you use the documents folder more than your pictures folder on your computer

I use the homework folder more than anything.

Time to kill the monster. Lol

the songs it’s raining men and let the bodies hit the floor could be about the same event from two different points of view

The event is probably called 9/11

wearing a cross necklace is the same as wearing one of a guillotine or a noose.

We do wear a noose and call it a tie.

The real question is what was the dad doing in there?? Getting or giving a lap dance??

Humans calling other species as invasive is quite rich.

If you dropped a tea leaf in the ocean the whole ocean becomes tea, just very very VERY diluted.

I assume you don't know Boston tea party.

I heard somewhere that burger made out of dog meat is way more delicious than regular one

Can you believe it’s already May

Can you believe it’s already May 10th

Can you believe it’s already May 11th

Can you believe it’s already May 12th

Can you believe it’s already May 13th

Can you believe it’s already May 14th

Can you believe it’s already May 15th

Seven and eleven both have the word “even” in them, but neither are even numbers

I hope this doesn't turn into a catastrophe like the other post.