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What shall i draw with my tools

It Mightt Seem Crazy What Im Bout To Say..

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

I love the dominant blue eye gene in cats it's really just deviantart OC gene

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

it fucking sucks that getting impaled """kills you""" they should at least give you one freebie. i would look soooo sexy and boyish getting martyred on the spear

The wizard hands you an external hard drive and instructs you to keep it safe for it contains wizardry's most powerful and ancient secrets. You plug it into your computer. It contains one folder named "Le epic ragecomics" which holds 3 terabytes of JPEGs.

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass

I don't think I've ever seen this take on the omegaverse, and it's frankly hilarious

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane