you ever read about something and you're like oh so capitalism really does make everything as horrifying as possible and innocent people are dying constantly from cutting the costs of safety? yeah i'm going to explode now

my coworker just told me that she has a friend who has mixed race kids and they call their white grandma “gram cracker” and i screamed

White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know