harry: slytherin, every time

hermione: gryffindor, because she spent half an hour trying to figure out what was the most gryffindor one before every answer

ron: ravenclaw, and he doesn't know how

luna: ravenclaw forever

ginny: either slytherin or gryffindor, alternates every time she takes the test

Snow White and Dr. Frankenstein had a one night stand.

Grumpy the dwarf used to be named Dreamy, but changed his name after he had to break up with his nice fairy girlfriend.

There was an eighth dwarf named Stealthy. He’s dead.

Red Riding Hood is a werewolf. She ate her boyfriend.

Mulan is in love with Aurora.

Mulan is also one of Robin Hood’s merry men.

Elsa and Anna have an evil aunt named Ingrid, who also has ice powers, that the rock trolls cursed the kingdom into forgetting all about. (She runs an ice cream shop.)

Peter Pan is Rumplestiltskin’s father.

Rumplestiltskin’s wife left him to be with Captain Hook.

Captain Hook later falls in love with Rumplestiltskin’s grandson’s mother.

But it’s okay, Rumplestiltskin later fell in love with Belle. And they had a kid. Then she died at the end of a really weird Up-style montage.

The Evil Queen and the Wicked Witch of the West are half-sisters.

Robin Hood and the Evil Queen are in love.

The Wicked Witch pretended to be Maid Marian after a time travel adventure and got pregnant with Robin Hood’s kid.

The Wicked Witch and Hades are in love.

The Evil Queen split herself in two using Dr. Jekyll’s serum. (Yes, as in Jekyll and Hyde.)

Art in the soop. 🌲🌞

Remus: ... What?

James: It becomes daytrogen.

Remus:

Remus: I’m going to bed.

James: Good nitrogen.

Peter: Sleep tightrogen.