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I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Donβt know where it broke but itβs only me and I broke the road
This truck got no business being that thicc
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Sometimes I have an entire conversation with Ripley before stepping back and realizing how cool that is.
I arrive home late from a potluck and the house is dark. From the bottom of the stairs I say, "Hey Ripley, I'm back."
"Wanna come out," he answers, which is a pretty standard reply when I first get home. It's midnight, way past his bedtime, but he hasn't been out of his cage at all today because we're dog sitting my mom's very untrustworthy dog (with whom Ripley is unfortunately fascinated). So I say, "Sure."
As I walk into his room he lifts up a foot in a way I recognize as meaning "I'm ready to step onto your hand," so as I open his door I say, "Let's go in the kitchen." I offer him the chance to poop in the trash can, but he declines with a small clicking noise. I ask him if he would sit on a chair, but warn him that first I need to move Coat Shirt off of it (shirt is his catch-all word for clothing), and he makes a little "hm" of acknowledgment.
After he steps onto the back of the chair I say, "I've gotta go downstairs, can I leave you up here for a minute?"
"Okay," he answers as I leave the room.
Upon returning I say, "Thanks for waiting in here." It's taken years of practice for me to talk to Ripley like he's a person (he is), but now it's second nature. He gets insistent if I'm quiet for too long.
"Do want a carrot," Ripley says, leaning toward the fridge.
"I can get you a carrot." My usual reply when he asks for a healthy food. I hand him a baby carrot from the fridge.
He takes a couple bites and shakes the carrot around gingerly in his foot. "I like it."
"I'm glad. Can I touch you?" I reach out to pet his back but he gives me a subtle look: a twitch of his pupils and a fractional declination of his head that means "no thank you." Ignoring this is a serious offense.
"Okay, no touch. A kiss, then?" He leans toward me and squints: an invitation. As I lean back, he makes a trilling sound and smushes the top of his head against my face. "Thank you," I say.
After several more kisses I ask him what kind of bedtime treat he wants. "A peanut."
A lot of our conversation is verbal, sure, but a good deal of it is also nonverbal. Most parrots don't talk, but all of them communicate with their flock in very precise, intentional ways.

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Some amazing book dedications:Β
PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED
one of my books is dedicated to the patrons who sponsored it
and the other says, βYou know who you are. You know what you did.β
I found one once in a library that said, βTo my wife, who said that if I didnβt find something to do with myself after I retired that she would shoot me.β
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I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. Youβre a cool mom.
She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.
Itβs kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who canβt be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she canβt do, she tries to guide her to a saferΒ decision. Iβm not saying Iβm 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it.Β
next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.
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Scammers who tell you that you won a free cruise are gonna have to come up with a new line.
My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, itβs great.
this is so fucking funny
if i cant unsee this, so cant you
This will forever haunt me :(
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33,363 notes, well done society
57,307 funnyβ¦.. You guys are all beautiful
68,507 is too big :(
74,403 think completely wrong about their selvesΒ
92, 082 no guys stop :(
125.387 People reblogged this, but i canβt even find one ugly person
390,040 We all begin to believe weβre ugly because of society.Β
This many people shouldnβt think this :(
This is so sad..