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My gf reminded me that this blog is where I am unashamed about everything I’m into, so fuck it, loud and proud, paws are great. Love claws, love toebeans, love how they feel against my face. Put beans on things you don’t normally think would have them, like reptiles and whatnot. Feel them squish beneath your fingers and the texture on your tongue. Paws can be soft and fluffy or firm and strong or smooth and scaly and it’s all so wonderful. Worship paws today.

oh hush, you’re lucky for the opportunity. not just everyone gets to fuck an imperial dragon, you know. hurts? poor girl, of course it hurts; she’s like ten times your size! she’s strong enough to pull a 10,000 pound sledge, it’s a testament to her breed’s gentleness that your pelvis isn’t shattered. oh, are you about to cum again? good girl. look her in the eyes and thank her. thank her for wrecking your womb. now open your mouth and take a deep breath, she wants to kiss you.

(girl who's emphatically not a dog) i need everyone to clap and cheer for me right fucking now because i was on a walk with my mom and a dog barked at me and i was really tempted but i kept my mouth clamped shut and didnt bark back. basically i require treats for this or else how will i know im good

the thing is even if, like me, youre the least dog girl in the entire world, learning how to bark is like putting on the amulet. youre gonna get addicted and want to do it in every single circumstance. but theres noise complaints and side-eyes and accidentally freaking out animals and discord call noise suppression to stop you, much like how the amulet is suppressed by the transdimensional wizard panopticon

Winter is a cruel mistress. Spring is a seductive temptress. Summer is a lovely woman but her dick is a bit too large to fit comfortably unless you put in some work. Fall is pretty chill if you have a high THC tolerance.

Control is so good bc it's like: what if there was a big fucked up building? And I'm already on board, but then they're like what if the fucked up building was full of fucked up objects? And I'm like holy shit baby I'm already sold. And then they're like wait. You didn't even let me tell you about the people in it. And by this point I'm already deliriously horny but I say okay go on and then the game is like yeah so the people? Fucked up too. And then they flash typography at you that's so fucking stylish you get lightheaded and swoon. That's what Control is like. And it owns

computer. show me a girl with a dazed blank expression and a painfully erect penis

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

is doll meat vegetarian?

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

You're actually morally obligated to groom your past self into dubiously consensual sexual activities if you ever meet up.

inexperienced dragonfucker hooking up with a similarly inexperienced humanfucker and to be honest it isn't going super well for them because neither of them know what they're doing. they're not mad at each other but she's too tight and none of the angles they saw online are working

therianthropy is contagious