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bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

in the age of ozempic, take my hands...its okay to gain weight and to want to be fatter. Normalize talking about gaining weight for no reason other than you want to. Heal your relationship with your body and with food. Its okay to want to be fatter.

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

our realm of elderlings is collapsing

[smug grin, putting my paws on my hips] Ok AskJeeves. If you claim to know so much then tell me this. Whats wrong with me,

i didnt notice until literally just now that i wrote paws instead of hands it was entirely instinct thats so embarassing oh my god

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

Okay people thinking this sounds fake or outrageous might be confused by that third screenshot. I thought this was obvious, but the stuff about them "relocating" and moving around is a description of *folklore* surrounding them. That should be self explanatory from the wording.

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

Fourteen years ago, someone measured how much was inside a carton of ice cream by volume, not weight, and found out the slow-churned had been over 50% air. I'm sure it's only gotten worse since then.

she's such a fucking icon for this tbh