gender-offical

why does gender taste like fire and dirt were put in a blender

wha- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I TASTE LIKE

mutuals I would dangle over a tank full of sharks

mutuals I would tie to a railroad track

mutuals I would strap to a rocket

mutuals I would fasten to a table and ever so slowly inch a laser closer and closer to

mutuals I would glue to a log in a sawmill

@averydeadshootingstar

@no-one-offical

Excuse but I'm gay

@whyseverythingonfire

if you put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, I don’t claim you. Let fall exist, it’s culture is so pretty.

i don’t celebrate thanksgiving???????

FALL !!!

winter music tho

if you put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, I don’t claim you. Let fall exist, it’s culture is so pretty.

i don’t celebrate thanksgiving???????

i ship it

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I want a doot doot

Y'all better be shittin me

do it

give me doot doot

Please??

We might break this person

doot doot?

Can I have one?

gimme a d o o t d o o t

doot doot

OH?

I bet I won’t.

How bout me?:)

Hm🤔

i want a doot doot

I just want a lil doot doot😓

im curious..

can i get one?

do me :3

Ok but is it true?

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

I gotta test this

mmh

doot doot?

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

doot doot/

…i wanna b dooted :<

Im testing if its scam or not

gimme gimme

I don’t believe you

there’s no way

reblogging 3 times for science

i need to know

…Does this still work?

‎

i absolutely need to know if this still works.

does this work

therr is no way

Does it work?

mayhaps i et a dootdoot

doot door? Maychance?

i remember reblogging this a while ago and not getting it

I’ve always wondered if this actually was true.

let’s see…

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

Fanfic writers can we please make some fanfiction about the officals and put it on ao3

this already exists.

OK guys since it's November we need to watch the ice way more carefully since she'll defrost soon an- *steps in a puddle* huh? Where did this come fro- *bells jingle in the distance* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the f

🎶jingle bells your in hell🎶

November tommorow you know what that means

merry christmas, satan.

@gender-offical-com careful, they can smell the gay

oh no. my greatest secret. whatever shall i doooooo

Why am i tagged I don’t get it

Your gender official I assume you know more about this than me

offical*