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my biggest dream is to calm down

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

Me @ myself: why :) the Fuck™ :) did :) you :) do :) that :):):)

I don’t need a man but where is he

earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay i’ll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍 

tangled is so underrated and in fact better than frozen & i’ll fight anyone about it

You ever see some shit so dumb that you cant even respond properly? You have to deadass sit back and think.. damn, this person really thought this out, like in their heads?

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

imagine having money wow i just got chills

dancing around your room to music is one of the ultimate forms of self care

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!