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Batman and Joker have been archenemies for years, fighting for longer than they can even remember at this point, however a random new villain throws an unpredictable obstacle their way that forces the two to deal with a new problem together: Co-Parenting a child.
Aka: A villain I completely made up combines Joker's and Bruce's DNA and makes a biological Batjokes kid and shenanigans ensue.
Words: 2690, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU), Original Child(ren) of Joker (DCU), Original Child(ren) of Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Harleen Quinzel
Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Joker (DCU) Loves Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Protective Bruce Wayne, Denial of Feelings, Enemies to Lovers, Parent-Child Relationship, Parenthood, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Family Shenanigans, Protective Joker (DCU), Best Friend Harley, Arkham Asylum is Terrible, Arkham Asylum Staff Being Terrible (DCU), Fuck Arkham me and my homies hate Arkham, Past Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel, No Angst, Gay, SO VERY GAY, My First Work in This Fandom, Canon-Typical Violence, Joker knows Batman is Bruce Wayne, But Bruce doesn't know that, Batjokes, While writing I kinda imagined a mix of Jokers, Mostly a mix of him from the White Knight series, and from the Lego Batman movie, Basically imagine White Knight Joker, with Lego Joker's suit and tattoos, Innuendo, Sexual Humor, but - Freeform, No Smut, Attempt at Humor
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