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forgive the person you were before you learned the lesson

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realiser

'Post Break-Up Jams' Playlist

In no particular order, and in varied degrees of depressing to upbeat…

“Pieces (Hushed)” - Andrew Belle

“I’m a Cuckoo” - Belle & Sebastian

“Two Weeks” - Grizzly Bear

“Simple Song” - The Shins

“Youth” - Daughter

“I Don’t Want Love” - The Antlers

“Sober” - Childish Gambino

“Helplessness Blues” - Fleet Foxes

“Never Wanted Your Love” - She & Him

“Go Your Own Way” - Fleetwood Mac

“I Can Hardly Make You Mine” - Cults

“Columbia” - Local Natives

“All I Want” - Kodaline

“Promises, Promises” - Incubus

“Stubborn Love” - The Lumineers

“Post Break-up Sex” - The Vaccines

“Mess Is Mine” - Vance Joy

“Who Knows, Who Cares” - Local Natives

And it’ll all be okay.

mryseas

You and I are going to be okay, you know that right? We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but for the first time lets just allow ourselves to be whatever it is that we are, and that’ll be better okay? I think that’ll be better.

Garden State (via mryseas)

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Middle aged German tourist with limited English skills who has lost his mobile phone causes a stir in quaint English village by repeatedly telling strangers that he "needs a handy"

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german anti-masker/covidiot/qanon chats be like

Michael: Didn’t find a place to park, I’m driving back home

Karl-Heinz: you sleazy system loyalist just park anywhere you want the revolution starts today and you’re asking where you can park, unbelievable

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It gets better though:

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Michael, in response to Karl-Heinz: Why are you so negative? I prefer to park properly and don’t want to get a parking ticket. I don’t understand how you can attack someone for wanting to save costs.

After the revolution we have to park somewhere too after all. I can’t get towed after every demonstration, I don’t have the money for that.

In addition I didn’t ask where I could park, but explained that I won’t make it this time cause I’ll go back home. I can’t park anywhere else, cause I can’t take the subway. I don’t have a mask with me, usually you don’t wear one at the demonstrations after all. When you take over the government today I’ll come back and help, if I get a parking permit.

Do we really have to do the revolution today? Couldn’t we first discuss the parking rules for after the revolution? Then more people would attend.

octopuscato

Peak Alman. Idk how to explain how absurdly German this is.

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@spaidaroo don‘t leave this in the tags

alatismeni-theitsa

This video for the linguistic privilege of the Anglophones was very interesting to me. He doesn't say that if you go for a week to Greece you must learn the language (although some phrases would be nice). He doesn't say that having a common language between different nations is bad.

But he is talking about native English speakers who are able to stay in foreign countries for a long time and still don't learn the language because the locals around them can accommodate them by speaking English. These long-term visitors who are native English speakers (sometimes spouses and business partners) are not willing to learn the basics to survive in this country because they expect that someone around will know their language.

While this expectation might seem reasonable, it burdens the non English speakers to learn the language to the point we are considered unprofessional and unskilled if we don't speak English very well - in our own country!

Story time:

I was meeting with a large group of online friends for drinks and doing our collective hobby together and there was an Anglophone in the group. She had been staying in the country for 10 years, she was under 30 years old (you can definitely learn the language at that age) and couldn't communicate with us, making a dozen Greeks speak English to accommodate her.

Naturally, we didn't manage for long to center our conversations around her language when we could communicate better in ours. Still, the attitude of this woman and people like her still baffles me. If any of us were to go to her country for a month we would be automatically required to know English otherwise we would be ridiculed. We would certainly not survive a decade without learning the local language.

lonequixote

“A soulmate is someone who appreciates your level of weird.”

— Bill Murray (via lonequixote)

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Die Polizei wurde zu einem Einbruch in der Pfannenfabrik gerufen. Sie trafen dort zwar auf den Täter, konnten ihn jedoch nicht festnehmen. Er hatte sich rechtzeitig antihaftbeschichtet.

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Quelle | Echte Erklärung

oarfjsh

random german funnies dump

ritikajyala

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

weltenwellen

Resmaa Menakem, My Grandmother’s Hands: Racialized Trauma and the Pathway to Mending Our Hearts and Bodies

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“Rede über”

1: Rede über deinen ersten Kuss 2: Rede über deine Einschulung 3: Rede über deine beste Freundin/Freund 4: Rede über irgendein Ende 5: Rede über deinen schlimmsten Fehler 6: Rede über einen Lehrer deine Schule 7: Rede über einen wundervollen Tag 8: Rede über einen Verlust 9: Rede über deine Mutter 10: Rede über deinen Vater 11: Rede über deine Geschwister 12: Rede über ein besonderes Weihnachten 13: Rede über eine schlimme Erfahrung 14: Rede über deinen ersten Zug einer Kippe 15: Rede über deinen ersten “Alkoholabsturz” 16: Rede über Liebe 17: Rede über dein Haustier 18: Rede über deine Lieblingsspeise 19: Rede über einen wunderschönen Urlaub 20: Rede über den Tod 21: Rede über Hass 22: Rede über deinen Lieblingsfilm (+Bedeutung) 23: Rede über dein wichtigstes Stück (Person oder so) 24: Rede über dein erstes Mal 25: Rede über dein Idol 26: Rede über deinen Lieblingsschauspieler 27: Rede über einen schönen Ort 28: Rede über einen Ort wo du mit einer wichtigen Person zeit verbracht hast 29: Rede über deine Lieblingsserie 30: Rede über tumblr, also wieso du dich bei tumblr registriert hast und so 31: Rede über dich 32: Rede über Vergewaltigung (Bezug, Bedeutung etc) 33: Rede über dein smartphone 34: Rede über dein Lieblingszitat 35: Rede über deinen Traum 36: Rede über Gewalt 37: Rede über Musik 38: Rede über Selbstmord (Bezug, Haltung) 39: Rede über Deinen Charakter 40: Rede über deine Zukunft

Bitte macht das mal :D

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