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it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

there's nothing more punk than hurting yourself on purpose for no benefit

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

DIYHRT.market is back as valerie.vg

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

straight up incapable of "anything". and by "anything" haha well. lets justr say. tying a knot

i can tie a knot so fast you wouldn't believe it. it takes me like a half a second flat. all my friends ask me to tie their shoelaces because it takes so little time. and i tie them so tight too. i once tied my shoelaces so tight i couldn't even take them off later. i had to cut out the shoe around them. i tied one hundred and nine knots in the time it took me to write this

im going to see how deep this needle can go inside my belly before i feel it puncture something important

not far

@gehennizen

thank u super glad u think me this funny

they called him a psycho killer for this