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I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

people saying my evil clone would be called greenstonedust but you have failed to consider that 'evil' and 'opposite' are not the same. we all have capacity for evil and thus my opposite self would not be evil, they would be as complex and flawed as i am, just in ways that contrast my own flaws. my EVIL clone would be called shadowkiller666dust the fallen angel of blogging. and they would be cool as fuccckkkkkkkk.

here's a reminder to DO IT! but only if you want

My state has added a "voluntary autism spectrum disorder designation" onto drivers licenses, and holy shit I'm glad that I declined my official diagnosis. Because how long until they require it on the license? And how long until they start changing the rules on autistic drivers? I don't like doomerism but there's no way in hell I trust my shady ass state not to pull some bullshit with this

hate when drug stores organise makeup by brand i dont give a shit if its maybelline or elf or nyx or fuckdamn mr beast brand skin toxins for all i care. put all the eyeshadow in one place and dont waste my time.

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

This is what Republicans sound like