Bitten on a Full Moon

chronic stomach issues/puke fetish, medical trauma/med fetish, devotee/cult leader, follower/control freak, bdp/psychosis. I could go on and on.

OH and of course grew up taking care of an addict parent/addict in need of caretaking. obviously.

(jerking you off) you're a gross bad person. people like you should be shot.

Unfortunately literally nothing, no memetic iteration no matter how well-fitting, will ever come even close to being as funny as the original version of that post. If you haven't seen it you WILL NOT guess what it was about

shipping two characters but not as lovers or enemies but a secret third thing

divorced

Alive in a time where uou can just buy stacks of old yellow pictures of random peoples familes and children at second hand stores and take them home with you

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

(one (1) root beer in) I think I'm in love witj you