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happy Jesus Christ superstar season to a who celebrate

jesus christ superstar bravely asks the question: what if you and your homoerotic best friend in occupied judea built a radical leftist political movement together based on principles you hold dear but as the movement grows more followers join who seem less committed to its message and more interested in your homoerotic bestie as a charismatic leader, and then they even start saying some crazy shit about him being the son of god, and you try to ask him about it because surely he doesn't think that's true and he's weirdly noncommittal like "oh, yknow, if that's what they think who am i to tell them no, it brings more people to the movement anyways," and you're like i guess... but then this son of god stuff gets really serious and people are calling him a king too, and you're like this is gonna end badly if the romans catch wind of it, so you try to tell him to drop the son of god stuff but at this point he's so intensely beloved you can't even have a private conversation with him, and you start to think is he just drunk on his own power, because now he's barely staying on message and even actively contradicting your founding principles--not only that but he starts getting weirdly morbid, talking about his death coming soon and limited time on earth, etc. he seems unwell and frankly irresponsible, randomly lashing out in anger and filled with bitterness towards the followers he's cultivated, and towards you, too, and meanwhile your volatile homoerotic bestie is being hounded by tens of thousands of maniac zealots urging him towards open war with rome, and you're really the only one capable of stopping it, all you have to do is turn him in to the pharisees, but every time you think about it it makes you sweat because you could swear he already knows you're going to do it, he almost seems to want you to do it yet he hates you for it too, but someone needs to keep him from bringing the full might of rome down on the jews (again), so what if he hates you, is he even the person you thought he was anymore, regardless he could never love you the way you love him, and you need to do this, you have to do this, it's the only way. Would that be fucked up or what?

mně se to naše olympijský oblečení líbí

možná musím být nejstatečnější boží bojovník, to však neznamená, že nebudu zároveň i ten neukňouranější

You're in her DMs, I'm sending blackmail to The President for her, we are not the same 🙈

říkejte mi Jindřich ze Skalice tím jak nejsem hetero, nerozumím polsky a křičím „smrt a hanbu zrádcům této země!“ když bojuji se svými vnitřními démony

...A kterej z těch pánů prstenu je vlastně ten lotr?

Já chci spin off na gay vojáky

je to five nights at freddys, ale noc na karlštejně. z toho můžeme vyvodit že jedna noc u freddyho je pouze z pětiny tak strašidelná, jako jedna noc na karlštejně

Přál bych si k Vánocům Rybovu mši vánoční v metalové verzi

the concept of sidney crosby witnessing macklin celebrini, his hockey/internet appointed daughter, crashing out after will smith hockey, said daughter’s girlfriend, got hurt and winning the game while a show based on his homoerotic rivalry is going viral and is being mentioned under every hockey post across socials for both him and willmack. hockey yaoi at an all time high some would say

život posledni dobou moc těžkej, musim koupit lego