Neulrin

Stylist: Okay guys...8+ years of Big Bang hairstyles...we need to come up with something unique for this comeback. Something V.I.Ps haven't seen yet! GD, let's start with you. You've literally had hundreds of styles & colors, what's else is there...

G-Dragon: Sideburns...

Stylist: Huh? S-s-sideburns...

G-Dragon: Yeah...I want weird drawn-on sideburns...

Stylist: Mmmkay...while we figure that out, Youngbae! You got any ideas? No? Well, let's wash your hair & figure it out after.

[washes Taeyang's hair, sits him in front of the mirror]

Taeyang: Perfect!

Stylist: What is? Y-y-your hair? Your wet hair?

Taeyang: It's great! You did it again!!!

Stylist: Oh...kay...ummm...let's see...Daesung, you're up!

Daesung: I want bangs.

Stylist: Yeah, but you've had that look already, how about...

Daesung: No, I mean thicker bangs...bangier bangs...the bangiest bangs I can have. Bangs so thick...I can't see through them.

Stylist: Right...okay...hmmmm...so Seungri, any ideas?

Seungri: Let's try going blonde, haven't done that yet.

Stylist: Perfect, that's the type of out-of-the-box thinking I've been saying...

Seungri: Also, could you match the carpet with the drapes?

Stylist: Wait...what? I mean...I guess, but...you know what...let me just finish with T.O.P before I delve into that request...

[T.O.P sits down]