got bad blood

That probably shouldn’t have turned me on as much as it did. Please do say my full name when I go down on you next. I couldn’t have told you she was inexperienced if I got a good look at her.— I knew you had a thing for the Prince. And yet you seemvery far from straight when I’m around you, you think they aren’t slowly picking that one up? Cause men know what they like, they know what they’d want to feel if someone was on their knees for them. Flattery will get you many things, Tomlinson. You can hurry up and get here now, I’m tried of teasing and my imagination.

That’s true — I’m doing you a favor right, clearly. Giving you all these ideas to fill your time with. You’re welcome. Eh. Some habits are fun but you know they’re bad for ‘ya. Like partying, or sometimes certain people. There’s always such a thin line between the good and the bad, if you’re not walking it — where’s the fun, right? Totally creepy. Moving right on. You can think what you want, Tomlinson but I will never deny or confirm anything. A girl’s gotta keep some secrets. I bet that’s what you’re think’ about though. Totally.

I’m not that young, alright? I know they’re bad. I’ll let you know when she releases the first product. 

That is Mr. Party Boy for you. We all have to get grey and old and ugly. You got a dog? When? That’s true. A dog is just like a baby. You know me, I’m always up for a good night out. Tell me when and I’ll be there. I guess the others are just all busy with other things. I’ve talked to Z and Liam but I have no idea where Harry is. And it’d be good to catch up again. All family members are off limits. I remember people thinking Gemma and I were together. Those were good times. I’m good being single for now.

No, Niall. Just party boy. Uh, no we don't. Leonardo DiCaprio, man. Can't see him gettin' grey and ugly. Yeah, with Eleanor. Awhile a go. I hope she's got 'im otherwise, I've got no idea where the creature's at. Oops. Good, okay. Eh, saw him a little while ago. Probably back in LA, or summat. S' like the kids second home, mate. Gemma's fit, shame she's got the Styles tacked on at the end. S' funny, though. Did Harry get mad when he read that? Funny. Single's nice. Relationships are just like, a bit too hard at the minute. Nice all the same, however.

I would hope you would, after all I’ve done nothing but please you since we started this. Doesn’t matter, long enough to go without a warm mouth. Louis William Tomlinson, it is long enough, I didn’t have a noob go down on me like you did, so shut up and let me miss it.— And you won’t be hearing me complain. I like your dirty boy ways. Have you ever slept with a gentleman? You never know, they could be a freak in the bed. Ah, so it was a girl that went down on the anadaconda? Hm, no wonder she was shit. Women never do learn how to properly use their mouth. I have plenty of tips, but I prefer not to share them with anyone going down on you in the future, I’m greedy. I rather just show you myself. You’re the cheeky one, babe. And you will get what you asked for, don’t fret. But I want the same in return before you leave again.

Are you quite certain? All this talk, I really can’t wait to see you come through when you get here. Well considering I haven’t had your mouth since our last tour together, it’s safe to say I am a bit eager.— Because you are a bit of a dirty boy, maybe a gentleman would be a good for you, love. I have waited this long, what makes you think I can’t wait longer? Isn’t that a shame. Stop letting newbies go down on you, Lou. Or maybe show them how to properly go down, you do know how to after all. I would be able to drive, yes, don’t stroke your own ego, Louis, but do go ahead and stroke something else.

You sure about that?

Completely. Me, on the other hand. I fool you all the time. S' funny.

Don’t even get me started on Apple maps. I remember when they took off Google maps. I was pissed for days. Even though I couldn’t technically drive at the time. I’ll make sure to write a strongly worded letter to them though; she’ll have your crayon map fixed ASAP. 

Maybe, I don’t want to shut up. I like teasing you. Is it driving you crazy that I can wrap my mouth around you right now?— Though, you could probably use a gentleman in your life, Louis. I would hold the door open for someone that wanted it, you don’t. Therefore I’m not holding any door open for you, love. Oh trust me, without a doubt I’m doing all the fun things I want to you the moment we get out of the public eye. So you are going to be driving the car after your long plane ride just for some good head? What if I wanted you to bend over and give my road head while I drove? 

I’m pretty good at fooling other’s.

Not me, though. Could never fool me, Payno.

There’s no ego to shrink.

Really? You could have fooled me.