dwayne

“Who talked me into this? Who can I blame for coming back? This is definitely an upgrade of a location though - it doesn’t seem like we’re all shoved into a small place anymore which is always nice.”

-- & "Really I don't think I would have joined if we were, shoved together. Wouldn't fit."

“You know, out of all of the things life could throw at me I never thought Big Brother would be one of them. Guess there’s a first for everything.” 

-- & "I think if you can handle a constant online bickering with Reynolds you can handle Big Brother."

‘You’re such a tease. Imagine a king keeping a queen waitin’ like that.’

-- & "Is that what we are? A royal couple, I feel like something like this woulkd make headlines."

“Looks like you’ve got another guy doing it to, just a lot bigger of a guy,”

-- & "Christ man, how have you been huh? Boys is doing brilliantly, congrats."

LEIGH: 👅👅👅

DWAYNE: Nope

‘I said all that and that’s the part we’re gonna focus on? Ouch.’

-- & "Figured the answer to your question was evident, sweetheart. I'd be a fool to turn you down."

“Keeping you in your lane Dwayne.”

“ I already have a runt named Kevin to do that for me.”

‘So, outta interest. That suit of yours. Is it reserved for birthdays only or can it come out to play at Halloween and weddings too?’

@gdirock​​

-- & "You really think a man like me is limited to one suit?"

LEIGH: ok daddy

DWAYNE: Aw come on now, it can't be that bad. Sure the article lead you astray -- welcome to life.

FLO: Is this that corruption they were talking about?

LEIGH: i'll take it however u want

LEIGH: THE CALVARY IS COMING

LEIGH: can u bring more wine with u

LEIGH: someone drank mine

DWAYNE: I'm not bringing you more alcohol, no.

DWAYNE: Anything ya wann share with the class, then?

JAY: They rock your world?

If one more person asks me to say daddy’s home, I’m gonna blast them with the laser baby. Anyway I’m Karl, and 

-- & "First you destroy me on Mars and now you're taking the Daddy title? I don't think |I can forgive you this time."

@cbbleigh​