GREASE MONKEY

‘              We haven’t done that in a while.’

@gdimitch·

-- & "s'bout time don't ya think?"

Help. I took a wrong turn and ended up back on Big Brother. 

-- & "Musta been one hell of a wrong turn."

John smiled towards to the housemate near him, letting the coffee pot heat up. “Sorry I have two kids, coffee is a vital part of my diet.” He let out a chuckle. “I’m John by the way, great to meet you.”

-- & "I only care if it's going in a Dunder Mifflin mug man."

“That’s a new one for me,”

-- & "I live to impress."

‘I was there. I just.. kept to the shadows. You know I’m not a big crowd person.’

-- & "I do know that, just woulda like to boost up your confidence while wearing a bomb as suit."

@cara-delevingnecbb​

‘I can admire two people at the same time. This ain’t my first rodeo.’

-- & "ain't mine ether, ya wanna swap stories?"

@cbbsantiago​

‘I know I’m gonna be judged for this, but.. I never watched those films. I am a huge Resident Evil buff though, if that makes up for it.’

-- & "Judged? Nah, questioned about how into good cinema ya are? Totally. Oh fuck off, that kinda shit inflates my ego more than it needs to. I'll be sure to tell Oded and Milla how much ya're into it though, they'd dig that."

‘Damn right I do the same. Y'never notice how much I binge Fast and Furious?’

-- & "Deadass? Always thought that was because of DJ."

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Gosh, don’t I know it. I thought I’d developed a bit of a talent for being able to at least pretend not to be by now but sometimes, life just comes at ya fast. Everyone has been pretty nice so far though, that is a definite plus. Although I hope to avoid as much conflict as possible, which is probably a pipe dream in these unique circumstances but I like to keep on the optimistic side of things. 

-- & "Listen life is a shit show for the most part, but that whole it is what you make it shit? Totally true. If you're down about yourself then life is gunna be down and out, but if you pick your socks up and get back on the fuckin' horse? It'll be great, gotta think positive man. Nah it ain't that hard, sure there's some drama here and there but ya stick to the right people? No one will fuck with ya, trust."

‘Should’ve had a whole series arc. Aladdin did not get the hype it deserved in Once Upon A Time. Also, where the fuck was Iago?’

-- & "Don't get me started man, that shit was wasted. Don't get me wrong I watched it for him, course I did but shit -- there's a lotta shit on Once Upon A Time that coulda been great if they really gave it their all."

‘Nah. You’re not. Harry has a fake fan account on Twitter to do that exact same thing. You should see the things he posts, he’s always hyping someone in the house up as much as possible.           Fuck The Mummy. What about his best work? Resident Evil.’

-- & "Why does that shit not surprise me, man. Naaah man, nah. The Mummy gave us long hair Oded, it fuckin' gave us real Egyptian casting too! Shit ya can't bring that up 'round me and not expect me to give ya a biased ass opinion."

“He rocked that, but also Resident evil, mans a goddamn legend,”

-- & "I might be a smidge biased on that one man but yeah, he's --- god I love that dude."

“Oded kills it in fucking everything. I hope you haven’t been watching me in Panic Room, dude.”

-- & "Would ya hate me if I said that's one of my favorites?"