Stuff and Nonsense/Treasure and Trash

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

@swonkohwenoeht

omg read the article

tumblr may have it's flaws but the button that launches you back to where you were when you accidentally fat finger it and go back to the top is legendary

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

Yeah, oncoming traffic gtfo the road girls.