person: so what have you been up to me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush… person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets me: oh it’s nothing..

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

A better situation

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

A more prosperous and abundant situation.

A blessed and joyful situation.

@kheverah