GaysLieDormant

not to be horny on my horny blog but I'm kinda horny

ughhhnnnhh stop pressin-g my pos-posting glllaaaaaAA- Girls love me for my genuine stupidity and hatred for all authority -hh...h........ S-stop... p-please.. my posting g-gland is in sh-shambles after your stimulation...

feeling guilty over not working on your fic is so silly if you think about like why are you stressing over the hobby you do in your free time for fun lol wip not whip

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

shirt that says I HATE WHEN CHARACTERS WITH UNUSUAL BEHAVIOURS AND MANNERISMS DUE TO NEUROLOGICAL DIFFERENCES GET "CURED" AND BECOME "NORMAL" on the front and "bye" on the back

Someone will point out the disproportionate popularity of White male characters and people will come out of the woodwork to go 'that's not racism or misogyny it's just this character is more interesting/hot/relatable' as if the very notion that White men are more interesting/hot/relatable than women or characters of colour isn't literally racism and misogyny. Thanks for proving the point!

some of the best tropes: divorce, cheating, cucking, weird love triangle, breaking up making up, breaking up never making up, pining for your ex, pining for the person you're nominally in a competition with for the third end of the triangle, infidelity, emotional infidelity, fucking someone and imagining they're someone else, toxic soulmates, toxic codependency, proxy sex, exes with benefits, cheating, divorce

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie