im back in the fucking building again

Every time you call trans men and transmascs "mini hitlers" you owe a jewish trans man/transmasc 50 bucks

Smoking on that we'd

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

that art would have been sexier if you'd made him fat btw

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won't be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you're not enjoying your special tea if it's just sitting in your cupboard! you're allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

I have GOT to stop spending $30