furs Corp©®™

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

DO NOT KICK A GOOSE. Geese are very important for nature as they maintain insect populations and they help pick weeds that try to kill useful plants! Geese are good, they’re just grumpy. Never kick one because you could fatally injure them. They do not have the bone structure to survive a strong kick.

I had to deal with this a lot because my family bred geese. Geese are not happy about their eggs being taken so after you take one, they remember for their whole lives. We had a farm, we did what we had to do in order to survive. We loved our geese and our geese loved us, just not when we were taking their babies.

Do not kill Geese just because they’re mean. Please

Yes you could crawl towards them, but that only works if it’s one goose. If it’s more than one attacking you, you can yeet them as they get close.

This post was about white geese, which is what we bred, but you can do this for Canadian geese too! Because attacking a Canadian goose can get you a fine and even jail time, this is a much nicer approach to being attacked by a goose.

Also for some reason a lot of replies are saying this can break a goose’s neck???? It can’t??? Don’t spread lies. Geese are built to be picked up by the neck and they have tons of muscles in their necks to support being thrown. This is how they fight each other. It doesn’t hurt them. Just stuns them.

                        << Previous Page | First Page | Next Page >>

And that completes Act One - I hope you all have enjoyed the comic so far! <3 I’d love to hear what you guys think of the story at it’s current stage.

I’m posting this comic early cause I’ll be at MFF this week! If you see me wandering around, feel free to stop me and say hi!

This page features Dogbomb1, who sadly passed away earlier this year. This page was originally done back in April, so I could show him before he died. His character serves as a ringside medic - which is very suitable since he worked as a vet technician in his regular life. X3 I got permission to use his character in this (he said he loved the idea), and he also got to choose his dialogue for the first frame.  Rest well, Dogbomb!

I’m not sure when I’ll have new pages ready yet. Once I’m back from vacation, I’ll also have to build a new PC before January 14th, so that’ll also slow me down until that’s set up. I’ll try not to leave you guys hanging for too long, though! :3