that binch!!!!!!!!!

my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

fun fact: They called it "Castlevania" because it's a castle focused metroidvania

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

I can't tell if I'm going through olive oil way faster than I used to or if the days are just slipping away from me