Collection of Paradoxes

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

Sobbing.

"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before