Collection of gay mess

Also the classic "It's her lips to God's ear, isn't it?" from the same episode was great. She knows. Right? Probably? She must do. But she's not clarifying either way, because she's a good strategist (in s1, at least).

"I thought I'd be used to death by now. What's 8 lives against the 7 billion we lost in the Freeze? But its different this way. This isn't the cold. This is us. People. Wasting each other to violence. And we can't stop. It's our answer for everything. We get lost in it. I got lost in it. But now... all I want is for it to stop. I want just one night where I close my eyes and I'm not afraid of what's on the other side. One night where I don't feel so alone..."

Discussing Ruth and Audrey's mutual dislike of each other this morning, with resident Ruth expert @ruthiesrambles2, and I noticed something very obvious that, somehow, neither of us had ever realised before:

Ruth's relationship to Wilford involves serving him food, washing his bed sheets etc. - her character fulfils the "mother" role/trope/[I don't know the right terms because I've never studied literature or film] for him (or, at least, that's how their relationship began, and she certainly wants to continue providing for him in this way until late in s2).

Audrey's relationship to Wilford is, obviously, the classic "whore" role/whatever, less explanation needed.

It seems as well like Ruth doesn't like the fact that Audrey (as of the start of s1) has basically moved on from Wilford and made his creation into something of her own.

Ive watched s7 a bunch of times because I love MadArcher (Alice x Robin) and s7 Regina was the version of her we all wanted to be who she was at home in a way. If Emma was also cursed in s7 her and Roni would've fucked, like they just would have.

Btw i understand why ppl dont like s7, and I kinda dont either. I just have to split off half my brain when watching it so it's like fanfic of a universe im already familiar with rather than canon, it's weird.

Henry: Going off of my dnd ouat post and Henry being a lore bard, I bet he's really into the classics, but also the philosophical. Contrary to what he liked in his pre-teens, he loves film versions of plays (Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, Hamlet etc). Because of this I think his favourite film would be No Exit, a play written by Sartre (a French philosopher). Its a great film that goes into death and how "hell is other people" to quote the play.

Regina: Remains of the Day. She is a romantic at heart and loves it in ways she's embarrassed about.

Emma: Bound. That's it, no other comments.

Snow: Most musicals. Some she refuses to watch (such as Hedwig and the Angry Inch and Rocky Horror), but generally if it's got people singing in it, she will watch it.

David: Not to be anti-David, but to me he is a basic bitch (I made him a human champion fighter, the most basic, basic bitch okay!) so his favourite film is one of the Men in Black films. That's not to say that they are shit films, but they are stereotypical male shoot and kill aliens type films.

Zelena: She doesn't watch films often, preferring to read, but *hates* film adaptations of books with a burning passion. Would rather watch a few episodes of House MD, because House hates people as much as she does. Can't currently think of a favourite film for her so am open to suggestions.

Ruby: Hates werewolf films. Especially ones that perpetuate the alpha myth, because werewolf packs (like wolf packs) run like families with the parents leading. Likes a lot of "chic flicks" thanks to the first curse and her favourite is The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. After the curse she has more refined taste, that I cant pin down/figure out.

Belle: Only watches films based on books, and only if they're good adaptations. Like Henry she also enjoys film adaptations of plays. Im not sure, but her favourite is probably Dickens or Arthur Conan Doyal (Sherlock).

Emma (cont.): On a serious note, I think her favourite film would be something really gay, something surprisingly feminine, or a film thats her favourite for sentimental reasons rather than the content of the film itself. For the first option, anything from Bound to But Im a Cheerleader works. For the second Im thinking Devil wears Prada because Emma is gay for authoritative women. And for the last Im thinking one of the classic Star Wars films.

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- how to get alien slime (and various other substances out of your hair)

- how to check foods are not only edible but taste nice (don’t trust the doctor)

- the top 10 items you should always have on your person

- good lies to tell when caught somewhere your not supposed to be