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daily reminder not to reblog missing people posts unless you actually know who the person in the photo is and that they really are missing, there are shitheads out there who look for people hiding from them. an abusive husband found his wife and child through such a post. they were under protected identity but he found them through a missing person post online.

Um this is really scary and I would have never considered this. 

Omfg all these articles talk about holding his head down gently to display dominance and it seems so mean Oh god

Hell no. While I’m okay with dominance being shown in the bedroom, holding my head down while I’m giving a blowjob (without my permission) is the #2 way to piss me off. Like, I don’t even care, I will stop, mid-suck.

I’M TALKING ABOUT MY RABBIT

I may have misinterpreted.

my sister is so baked and i saw her in the living room holding a mini coke and laughing hysterically and i was like “are you laughing because that coke is small” and she nodded her head 

BEST PART OF THE MOVIE. 

i want to sing a soft kitty song with pikachu, but i cant think of lyrics