my shit post haven

Would you like some dramedy in your Yaoi (Heated Rivalry) or some Yaoi in your dramedy (Hannibal) or maybe experiencing unconditional, devoted love or maybe

HEY TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WERE UP MY ASS ABOUT BEING A SYMBROCK TRUTHER BECAUSE I 'DONT KNOW HOW BFFS WORK' DID YOU WATCH PHM?!?! DID YOU SEE HOW THEY HAVE A DEEP SOULFUL BOND THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY TRANSLATE AS ROMANTIC??! DID YOU SEE HOW THEY LOVE EACHOTHER EVEN WHILE ONE WAS HAVING A BAD AS HELL PARTNER?!?! EDDIE 'MONSTERFU!KER' BROCK GETS IT ON THE DAILY! HES A LOSER! HES SUCH A PATHETIC LITTLE MEWMEW EVEN HIS EX FEELS OBLIGATED TO HELP HIM!!! ONLY VENOM COULD LOOK AT ALLAT AND GO 'GUESS WE GOTTA HIT HIM UP FREAKY STYLE' DID YOU SEE THE FOREST SCENE?!? TS NOT EVEN GAY NO MORE IT DESERVES ITS OWN SLURS DEAR GOD FREE ME FROM THIS MORTAL PRISON

Just performed gender affirming surgery on my sock monkey (sewed up his kooch) while watching Mrs Piggy lesbianism propaganda, chilled mango juicebox in hand, maybe god does exist

While I love reading fics about queerbait charecters where they have internalised homophobia it's like. Sure maybe homosexuality is a sin but so is murdering 15 people on average a day. Gayboy by your standards you're burning in hell anyways try locking the fuck in

The fans may not have won with tadc's ending but lesbianism did so a partial win?

Gimme Grace with OCD who cannot handle things in groups of three. Grace who had no one but his dead crewmates for company, when they went onboard as three. Grace who was given three hours to decide between all life on earth versus his own. Who had to be hunted down like an animal and shipped off. Grace who has rocky's finger's mark on him at all times to remind him of the time when he almost lost the first person who understood.

Head cannon but actual cannon where, after reaching Eridian, Grace tells all the pebbles(?) about the story of Laika, about how she's the patron saint of one way trips, about how during the trip back with Rocky, he prayed to her for a safe journey. And how he wishes he had toys/treats to give to her as thanks for bringing him to his new home. Safe to say, within the next (Eridian) week, there's a shrine dedicated to Laika near the landing spot of the spaceship. And every time they celebrate Grace's birthday, the kids make sure to leave their favourite trinkets and treats out for Laika as a thank you for their favourite teacher. Grace is beyond touched. Rocky still thinks that Grace is leakier than other humans (he's not wrong)

Watching your favourite local business start regularly using AI is like burping after a long day of feeling nauseous except it's actually vomit and your hair gets in the way. And also you explode.