E / Gull 🦅💨

It's really coming down outside, ain't it? It's so much more peaceful in here with you. I want nothing more than to cozy up, laying blissfully on your chest, drifting off to the rhythm of your heartbeat, fully submitting to your calming presence. As my eyes begin to grow heavy, I let out a little fart. I've been gassy all morning but you never seemed to mind. A wave of gas begins to emerge from my rear. We're soon to be enveloped in a cloud that reeks of me. It's a stench you know all too well. I point my end to the ceiling and let my farts fly. You run your fingers through my hair while basking in the aroma of your gassy boyfriend. I hear you inhaling harder and decide it'd be easier if you got it straight from the source. I turn over and plant my ass on your abdomen and start blasting directly onto you. You tell me how much you love the vibrations. Your squirms with pleasure excite me. How wonderful it is to make you so happy with nothing but my farting ass. I back myself up even further and start marking you as my own. Your eyes roll back in ecstasy as you feel the hot puffs blow over your face. The air of the room grows heavy with my scent. There's no escaping this hotbox of my own making. You tell me my gas is like the rain in that it never seems to end. I smirk and release another hefty fart.

Being out in public and getting a slight whiff of someone’s fart that only grows stronger with passing time and it lingers in the air. Bonus if it turns out to be someone you find attractive.

Feeling gasses bubbling and churning inside you before ripping long, rumbling, potent farts out relentlessly. Bonus if you’re cropdusting others in public or hotboxing yourself in the car or a small room.

Super eggy smelling farts that come out warm.

Sniffing a chair or cushion that has had farts drilled into it. Bonus if the area is still warm.

Gassy 69 position where each person is farting continuously.

Having someone fart on your tongue as you’re rimming them.

Hearing someone loudly fart in an embarrassing setting such as a classroom, while a test is being administered, a library, art gallery, museum, or a study hall room.

Sniffing farts out of someone wearing sweatpants/yoga pants.

Any type of fart in water (bath, pool, hot tub). Hearing the loud grumble as bubbles rise to the surface and then being hit with the powerful stink. Bonus: watching someone ripping farts underwater while naked. Then you can see the bubbles slowly leaking out of their ass every time they fart.

Wearing leggings while farting. Every time I fart, I end up getting wet and then I fart some more throughout the day. The wetness mixing with the farts causing the leggings to be permanently rank with the smell. Whenever I walk or move, the smell wafts up.