Life's not out to get you.

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I cant belive I've been living without the dad edition my whole life

not right now kitten mommy's heavily encumbered

I’d just like to acknowledge that South Africa wouldn’t have such a strong case without the work of the journalists, both alive and martyred, on the ground in Gaza supplying the world with firsthand information about the genocide and that they deserve thanks for it.

if i was a deer the first thing i would do is get a prion disease. the second thing i would do is run into traffic

landlords should be in immense physical pain when they decide to raise rent. and the pain stops when it's lowered