Garrett

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

I like how Bald's Leechbook contains a recipe for an antibiotic ointment that's been shown to be effective against MRSA and it also says you can use earthworms to cure torn ligaments because earthworms kinda look like ligaments. Absolute peaks and valleys.

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

btw speaking of manuscripts did you all know that you can just go to this website that lists all the lancelot-grail manuscripts that exist and links to views for most of them, all of which are available for free to look at online!!! you can just go browsing and find your favorite arthurian characters :) a little hard to navigate + definitely helpful if you happen to know medieval french LOL but regardless you too can peruse medieval arthurian manuscripts for free whenever you want

in the furthest right column it also will tell you which manuscripts are illustrated and how much illustrations they have so you can easily see which ones have pictures (because some of them don’t.) this manuscript is one that i found that has pretty large and very high quality illustrations if you would like a place to start :)

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

cisformers: they're just cars

precisely as much as meets the eye

physically i’m here but mentally i’m a member of the strawberry cult in hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights