it all started out so well

i hadnt logged into my accounts at All in Years at this point but this man is worth coming back for

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

Let your bad thoughts be bad thoughts and your bad feelings be bad feelings. Let "I feel so worthless right now" turn into "I want to do something that'll make me feel better" instead of "the fact that I feel worthless must mean that I am". There is so much power in actively refusing to tie negativity to the way you see yourself, without ignoring it altogether.

do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

You just gotta unclog the pipe. Are you dumb now? No. The water was sitting stagnant because you were busy doing other things (100% fine btw). If any 'dumb' got in the water then it will quickly leave once you let the water start flowing again. Go get all the stupid out into a doc that doesn't matter. Even several of them. It might take a good while, especially if you're returning to writing after years or after a period of intense burnout, or both (waves). But you're just rusty, and letting that stop you will only ensure you stay stuck! Go forth and write some nonsense!

im like if there was a wretched little thing

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

Environmental storytelling

choking on your own blood all by yourself, beautiful?

choosing to read this as if i were eavesdropping on Italian mobsters

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie about the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you