Garna Ethrax

i would give ANYTHING for the photo from the filming of return of the jedi of boba fett’s actor in the jabba’s palace set without his helmet on and he’s like a horrible out of shape 70s dad with glasses and a mustache to canonically be what boba fett looks like under the helmet

he looks like he fell out of monty python and the holy grail

Today I decided that I wanted to go see The Martian. I got there 50 minutes early and took my time picking the perfect spot. I decided to go the bathroom before the movie so I didn’t miss anything. On my way back with a soft pretzel in hand, I see a woman with her kids and she’s moving all of my stuff to a different seat so her and her kids can take my spot. I stomach it, grab my stuff and move to a different spot. While I’m sitting there eating my pretzel, I notice her and her kids all going to the bathroom. I seized the opportunity. I run, grab all their stuff, and move it to seats right in front of the entrance so they’ll see it as soon they walk in. The woman comes in, sees her stuff, looks at me, connects the dots, sees that all the other seats have been taken up, and now has been shooting me occasional death glances from the front row.

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

crying till i die