Garlic Reblogs

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

Here me out y'all... Yandere Poe, BUT Ranpo doesn't really notice it because Poe behaves almost completely differently around him, being soft with him. Whereas with most other people Poe radiates "touch me and I'll kill you" energy and is unhinged but in the subtle way.. usually. Poe would be the type to completely obsess over Ranpo to the point of madness, but keep it hidden. He'd death-stare anyone too close to Ranpo when he's not looking, he'd get rid of anyone who hurts Ranpo, all while the detective is none the wiser. But I MUST EMPHASIZE that he would NOT threaten or hurt Ranpo. I don't think he'd be the kind of yandere that's violent towards their love interest.

Hi my name is Alyosha Fyodorovich Karamazov and I have long brown hair reaching to my shoulders and healthy red cheeks like two red apples and a lot of people tell me I look like the elder Zosima (AN: if you don't know who that is get da h*ll out of here!). I'm not related to Saint Alexei but I wish I was because he's a major ****ing hottie. I'm a youth of religious bent but my appearance is bursting with health. I have ruddy red cheeks. I'm also a lover of mankind, and I go to a monastery in Russia where I'm an assistant to my favorite elder (I'm 19). I'm a novice (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly a cassock

epic

one lol

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

on my phone always exactly 15...