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wait did Brennan Lee mulligan not make it into the contest???

He did not

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how the fuck did PUDDLEGLUM make it into the contest, but not Brennan Lee mulligan?? 😭

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quick sketches of kinkajou and jambu (yes I redid my jambu design completely I didn’t like the old one ))

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THE COLORS ARE SO GOOD IM ASCENDING 🔥

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it’s always “why’d you punt my grandma into ongoing traffic again” but never “good morning” nowadays

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update: im running from the cops

whimsical words you need to start using

Librocubicularist

Borborygmus

Bumfuzzle

Pilgarlic

Defenestrate

Flibbertigibbet

#don’t ask me how i know all of this #im not entirely sure #the whimsy possessed my body

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Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh that’s new I guess

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hey so like. are you okay

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I’m better at the moment, I just feel exhausted

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Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh that’s new I guess

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hey so like. are you okay

it’s always “why’d you punt my grandma into ongoing traffic again” but never “good morning” nowadays

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you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it's food

I'm dead

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results

Voting ended onApr 26

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i don’t think im gonna make it doc

#tumblr polls

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yay

nay

results

Voting ended onApr 29

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WHO THE F U C K SAID NAY

#polls

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List of things I fear will be my legacy:

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Wrong number text

The Tea

Being named after a tree

Lemons

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you forgot the Macy’s

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Neil!!!

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NEIL!!!

#neil banging out the tunes #HAPPY ANIVERSARY

What should I name my character’s dormouse familiar

Elowen

Whimsyfluff

Fizzbit

Dame Wobbletwig

Sprocket

Voting ended onApr 12

(rough sketch for context)

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I can’t play this fucking game in peace without getting jumpscared by a half-naked mind flayer trying to have sex with me

#bg3 #I hate it here #can we just hug or smth #in a non-sexual manner

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how it feels being an aroace playing bg3 and everyone’s trying to fuck me:

*morbidly curious*

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halsin: I want to lay with you under the stars

laezel: I want sex

astarion: let’s fuck

me: oh… platonically, right?

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how it feels being an aroace playing bg3 and everyone’s trying to fuck me:

*morbidly curious*

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #aroace #aromantic #asexual

Well fuck, looks like my previous hyper fixation is back.

#wings of fire #wof #I came out of the bathroom and the new WoF book was on the ground #My dad got me the book #I finished it in less than a day.

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