gary

i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

@oneyoungboy you

Lmaooooo

This shouldn’t be so damn funny

absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

THIS!! omg

there’s a lot of salt in the world

Like the only reason all the oceans are really salty is because there’s sooo much salt in the world

I’m max

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam