the garden zone

Gojo: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?

Itadori, running outside: Thanks Gojo!

Yuji: *grabs the bottle, drinks all of it and throws the bottle over his shoulder*

Yuji: With tears? 

Nanami: No. 

Nobara: What do you look like when you bite your lip? 

Yuji: *bites lip* 

Nobara: …

Kid Yuji: Papa! I want a pistol with a silencer!

Megumi: Veto? You don't get a veto.

Yuji: You veto my ideas all the time.

Megumi: That's because your ideas are dumb!

Yuji: Name one!

[One hour later]

Yuji: That went on for a while.

Megumi: And let's not forget shower snacks!

Yuji: Just to warn you, if you go in for a hug, Fushiguro will try to kiss you.

Nobara: My god, I leave you alone for five minutes.

Yuji: It’s like being attacked by an ironing board.

Yuji: I'm making them for the dogs.

Megumi: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Gojo: Yeah.

Nanami: What does your fortune say? “You will become a fortune”.

6yo Yuji: …

Yuji: :O

Yuji: :(

Nanami: And why are you going to sleep before your son?

Yuta: Oh my god... What did he just say to you? That, if we don't give him what he wants, he’ll kill you?

Gojo: Worse.