garçone manqué

i want to kissie and smoochie

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

My life goal is to someday be an old, leathery fucking butched out mean looking LESBIAN at Pride 2050 and have all the kids like “now THAT’S a dyke!!”

computer. This Charming Man. loud enough to kill

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

tbh if I was obscenely wealthy I probably would enjoy paying some girl’s rent I get the sugar daddy instinct

i get so gay off that 50 year old woman