Hello, world

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

this is genius

Me, seeing the logo in the bottom corner: and what chocolate bullshit is Mr Guichon up to today?

Tired of the supervillain life, you engage in a final battle with your arch-nemesis and manage to fake your death. After living in solitude for several years, your nemesis reappears on your doorstep with one question: “Why?”

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

i love holding hands with cute boys

i’m sick of covid … i miss seeing people… remember people? i remember people.

oh yeah? you like people? drop three of their albums

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?