Mizuki

Childe: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Lumine:...That took an unexpected turn.

Albedo:

Albedo: Why are you eating dirt?

Y/N: Spiders?

Albedo: Spiders it is then.

Y/N: No, that wasn’t-

Zhongli, Y/N, Diluc, and Kaeya: *gasp*

Venti: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Aether: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Kazuha: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Y/N: Looks like someone's a HO.

Venti: NaBrO.

Xiao: I'm done with all of you.

Y/N: *sees Xiao shoving Venti into the washing machine while Kazuha records and Aether watches*

Y/N: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

A/N: Welp. Time to be alive again,, but aren't they just cute <3

Y/N: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Kazuha: Y/N, you ate a chair.

Kazuha: ....

Venti: .....

Aether: ......

Xiao: ..Who?

Y/N: That's the thing we don't-

Aether: What?

Kazuha: I think he meant, Xiao is drowning.

Aether: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Xiao: *is drowning*

Y/N: OH MY ARCHONS, XIAO! KEEP SWIMMING!

Xiao: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Childe: *sighs* Traveler used to call me Childe...

Y/N: I made a cake once.

Lumine: Yeah, it was good.

Y/N: Really?

Kaeya: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Reader: No, ayaka, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Ayaka: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Reader: No! You’re the only one for me.

Ayaka: Is that so?

Reader: I promise! Thoma and I are just dating, okay? He's my partner.

Ayaka: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Reader: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Ayaka: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Reader: Of course bestie!

Ayaka: Bestie...

Kaeya: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Albedo: *bites lip*

Y/N: I’m this close to falling in love with Xiao.

Traveler: Your fingertips are touching.

Y/N: Exactly.

OKAY BYEEE