Oh, what have we here?

The fact that Ned casually drops in an “I love you” always makes me confused as to why it’s such a huge deal in SEA

Mattie’s mom seems like she might be like legit crazy and tbh if I didn’t know this game so well she’d be #1 on my list

As many times as I’ve played this game I never saw this clue before?! On the CD case in Rick’s dressing room there’s a hidden message that says “one motive which deserves a mention: a simple hoax for pure attention”

Millie won’t accept reflection for her riddle “when you look at my face it’s easy to see you’re looking at you when you’re looking at me.” Bitch.

Tbh one of my favorite things about this game is that the security guard’s name is Ralph Guardino

Has anyone figured out the significance of the missing letters in the garbage episode plot on the computer?

Fun fact: this game takes place on Friday the 13th

I heavily identify with Hess Grumbly. Dude lives on pizza.

I’ll never get over the fact that Nancy still feels the need to continue her investigation after discovering literal directions for building a bomb in Dwayne’s office.

And then when he literally sends her a death threat in his own handwriting? He needs to up his culprit game.

Apparently the only thing barring Rick from getting it on with Millie is her dislike towards him and if that isn’t creepy then

“Well if you are good enough for him, then why shouldn’t I be?” I AM HERE FOR BITCHY NANCY

But why does Lillian let out that blood curdling scream? Like he hasn’t even come downstairs yet.

oh no. no no no.

It is a fact of life in the time and location in Ohio where this story takes place that the deer population has no natural predators in the area. Regulated human hunting is necessary to keep the population to a healthy size. 

And deer season opens in staggered brackets, right? Bowhunting opens first, to give people using bows and arrows a chance to get their shot in (no pun intended) before people with loud guns start scaring all the game away. Bore-loading rifles open next, works up to shotguns, etc. If you want to hunt deer with a machine gun you have to wait until everyone else has had their turn, basically.

So while my dad’s friend here does enjoy hunting for sport, he doesn’t need the meat the way some people do and as such he doesn’t feel right using guns; anyway, he likes the extra challenge of bowhunting, and it makes him feel better knowing that the deer have a sporting chance. 

So he’s out there with a bow and arrow right when deer come into season.

Hits one. Clean shot, deer goes down, so the guy pulls out his hunting knife and walks up to this deer, which has just been shot and is by all rights already dead. He’s just doing the humane thing and checking to make sure so that he can give it a mercy stroke if it’s still clinging weakly to life.

This deer ain’t clinging weakly to shit.

So the poor man squats down next to its head, holding his hunting knife responsibly with the point facing down so that if he stumbles and falls he won’t impale himself. It’s what you’re supposed to do.

Dying deer looks him in the eye and has a split second in which it telepathically communicates: Fuck you.

Kicks out exactly one time.

Hits the knife perfectly and drives it into the guy’s thigh up to the hilt. And then dies.

Anyway there are some pretty fucking important veins and arteries in your thigh, which the deer’s Taking You With Me move thankfully missed. So this man who just wanted to give deer a fair fight ended up in the middle of the woods with a gushing thigh wound and almost bled out before he managed to get himself back to his car and very, very carefully make his way to the hospital.

(By all accounts he was very good-natured about the whole thing. Once he was no longer in immediate danger of dying he thought it was hilarious. In his own words, “It’s not like I can blame him, you know? I mean…that’s fair. That’s fair.”)

Batfamily (pretty much everyone): Burgers

Shaak Ti in The Clone Wars 3.01 “Clone Cadets”