excelsior

do any nearby lords have an abandoned castle that needs guarding from a possibly imaginary threat to which I could be dispatched ASAP. please pleaseee i need to stare moodily across the drawbridge while my sword hangs useless at my side

the ballet is kind of like ye olde cocomelon if you think abt it

the gansey fandom is dying! reblog if you love dick!

what if gansey wore a locket with a little picture of glendower inside

remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

her edgy love interest was like "my name is Four because im only afraid of four things 😈"

wait that's 5. this dude cant fucking count

"fear of being shot" is so fucking funny to me doesnt everyone have that fear

I’m not scared of any of this stuff personally if I was in divergent they’d call me None

Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

crawling back to this tumblr account after the tiktok ban feels like driving back to my old home in the countryside,, gently wiping away the cobwebs and the dust that's settled in my absence,, nothing changed, nothing out of place,, a memory of a forgotten era; frozen in time,,