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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

can u make ur callout posts shorter 😒 im not gonna read harry potter and the problematic tumblr user

I’m screaming lmfao

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn