🎉PaRtY tImE🎈

all men are twinks and all women are vriska. these are the gender roles in joe biden’s liberal america

i’ve never touched homestuck before but based off the phrase “dick joke comic” you’re telling me the entire crux of the thing is a joke about dicks?

I am speaking 100% literally when I say that the principal villain’s ontological immortality derives from the fact that he has his species’ equivalent of a permanent boner.

I may not 100% remember cherub biology but wouldn’t that make Lord English a huge crocodile headed snake instead of a big muscular skeleton if he was in a state of permanent bonertude?

they’re married they’re divorced they’re soulmates they’re each other’s undoing and salvation they’re insane they’re girl dads they’re the best and worst thing to ever happen to each other they make each other miserable they love each other too much they’re wretched and awful and enchanting they have an open relationship they want to kill maim destroy anyone the other has ever touched they’re in a toxic relationship they’re each other’s healthiest option they’re unreliable narrators they’re prisoners of the narrative they lie they suck (in more ways than one) they’re obsessed with each other they want to kill each other they’re addicted to the specific way the other destroys them the only way they imagine their death is at the hands of the other

*guy who's trying to pretend he's not trapped* big fan of narratives. big fan of the ceaseless and repetitive flow of events given life by an audience and mutated by their perception